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nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
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whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink